Trademe上拍卖的Fence
Published by Xtravel Club on March 26th, 2017
Trademe上历来都不乏荒谬的拍卖，为此他们开了一个专区http://www.trademe.co.nz/cool-auctions，看看这个：
卖家的描述：
Without any deliberation, I'm selling my fence stuff and things
Designed by what could be believed as a child's sketch of raw spaghetti and meat balls
Only 5 years old, although the rocks are about 300-400million years, a warrantierers dream.
Built from quality galvanised plumbing pipe probably from bunnings and
Topped off with some glass power insulators - This gluten free fence really is a casserole of special and galactic ideas.
Would suit:
*People who like rocks on top of poles
*People who like poles coming out the bottom of rocks
*People who like pointing
*People who like people pointing
*People who like people driving slowly past their house
Designed by what could be believed as a child's sketch of raw spaghetti and meat balls
Only 5 years old, although the rocks are about 300-400million years, a warrantierers dream.
Built from quality galvanised plumbing pipe probably from bunnings and
Topped off with some glass power insulators - This gluten free fence really is a casserole of special and galactic ideas.
Would suit:
*People who like rocks on top of poles
*People who like poles coming out the bottom of rocks
*People who like pointing
*People who like people pointing
*People who like people driving slowly past their house
*Plate spinnersPlease read the questions and answers for this listing.
这个新奇的篱笆引起了网友的兴趣，看看他们的问题有多少：
Q: Won't you need this fence when the zombie apocalypse happens? I think it's made especially to keep the 'spatially-challenged' undead from making it to your doorway. Or perhaps it has something to do with keeping UFO's or (god-forbid) drones from landing on your property. On another note, how do you plan on getting them out of the cement. Will they be made ready for pickup? PS I think you're going to miss the attention.
lesleyfaz (408 
) 8:19 pm, Tue 21 MarA. Or it's there to attract UFOs. Will happily grind them off ready for pick up 8:21 pm, Tue 21 Mar
Actually, you might do better to offer it to President Trump. He's asking for proposals for a large, aesthetic fence. Regards, David
davepro (228 ) 9:55 am, Wed 22 MarA. I haven't seen any Mexicans since moving in so it clearly works 10:11 am, Wed 22 Mar
What a dopey fence John
j.r.wholesale (639 
) 9:58 am, Wed 22 MarA. Yep, it's a drug fence. Stoned and on the pipe 10:12 am, Wed 22 Mar
FIRSTLY !......We come in Peace. The metallic spikey thing is of interest to us. How much to courier it to Andromeda ? Delivery to: The Andromeda galaxy (M31) is at RA: 0h 42.7m; Dec: 41o 16' north We have a saying about great creations in our part of the Virgo Supercluster...and it goes..."I'd buy THAT for a dollar !"
ufosavy (65 
) 11:14 am, Wed 22 MarA. You're spaced out bro. Speaking of superclusters though, had a big one in my Hubbards Simply Berry Clusters Muesli on Saturday, nearly created a root canal getting through it 11:20 am, Wed 22 Mar
Well I think this fence is AWESOME !!!!! Wish I lived nearby as I would bid. Well worth more than the current $2 bid, come on people get bidding.
astral8 (38 
) 3:01 pm, Wed 22 MarA. Thank you, you are a good moral supporter! If we were in jail together I'd pick the soap up for you 8:55 pm, Wed 22 Mar
A. No o-fence - but who's ken? 9:29 pm, Wed 22 Mar
You're silly. I like that in a person.
fallenangel-666 (343 ) 9:28 pm, Wed 22 MarA. You're honest. I like that in a person. 1:59 pm, Thu 23 Mar
Seller comment: Been called Silly and Dopey, 5 more dwarfism and we are 1 Snow White away from a fairy tale ending. Bid. 9:53 pm, Wed 22 Mar
I need a fence to keep rabbits out of my veggie garden, they're making me "Grumpy" do you think this would do the job?
jeffmorris (2 
) 10:30 pm, Wed 22 MarA. I'm not sure Mr McGregor 6:33 am, Thu 23 Mar
Well I think this fence is AWESOME !!!!! Wish I lived nearby as I would bid. Well worth more than the current $2 bid, come on people get bidding. 3:01 pm, Wed 22 Mar A. Thank you, you are a good moral supporter! If we were in jail together I'd pick the soap up for you 8:55 pm, Wed 22 Mar your reply killed me BWWHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
ardian101 (50 ) 12:05 am, Thu 23 MarA. ?? 6:34 am, Thu 23 Mar
I'm sure the person who made it would love his Picasso piece back. You stick it on their front lawn as a surprise :-)
alecia.b09 (3 ) 8:00 am, Thu 23 MarA. Finders keepers, looses weepers 2:01 pm, Thu 23 Mar
Your fence has a unique attribute that you have not sufficiently emphasised. The presence of a number of glass insulators will allow your lucky purchaser to connect the fence to the nearest 11kV overhead power line. That will help deter rabbits, possums and probably Mexicans.
gordon9 (22 ) 9:33 am, Thu 23 MarA. Gordon9! You genius, you should be Gordon number 1. I'm tempted to bid myself now9:52 am, Thu 23 Mar
As one of yourr neighbours the fence will be dearly missed - bahaha..... By the way love my new neighbours sense of humor and now apparently style.
kerikiwi4 (16 ) 12:03 pm, Thu 23 MarA. Haha thanks Keri, what's your wifi password? Bob. 12:21 pm, Thu 23 Mar
Do you mind if I add this auction to my watchlist without having any intention of actually bidding? The questions and answers section makes great reading material while on the throne pondering the suspect curry from the evening before
phillip1966 (5 ) 3:45 pm, Thu 23 MarA. Shit question. Literally. 3:47 pm, Thu 23 Mar
in your experience is it true that good fences make good neighbours?
ewanpohe (957 ) 5:13 pm, Thu 23 MarA. I have nothing but good things to say about my neighbours, except the guy next to them has an un-salubrious fence 5:38 pm, Thu 23 Mar
I'm still on the fence about this purchase!
littlemsgiggles (254 ) 8:44 pm, Thu 23 MarA. Hopefully not on mine or you'd look and feel like a human nandos skewer 10:06 pm, Thu 23 Mar
Sorry for the more mundane question, but where is pickup? very cute by the way!
dkiwi1 (613 ) 9:12 pm, Thu 23 MarA. Front lawn, Kapiti 9:31 pm, Thu 23 Mar
fuck you're funny
chester1381 (16 ) 9:54 pm, Thu 23 MarA. Want to come help me build the new fence Chester? We can have beer and build telling stories. Bid. 10:15 pm, Thu 23 Mar
I was Snow White, but I drifted. Though on a more serious note, how many pieces to the fence and what height?
janny5756 (66 ) 9:56 pm, Thu 23 MarA. I'm at quiz night right now so can't count the inventory. Between 10 and 50 at a 6 Heineken guess. Brb 10:19 pm, Thu 23 Mar
Practical questions -will the fence be removed ready for pick up ? Is it concreted in ? and which area of Kapiti is pick up ? Thank-you
farawaytoo (1919 
) 8:30 am, Fri 24 MarA. Will be ground off at current concrete level 8:32 am, Fri 24 Mar
Seller comment: Paraparaumu Beach 8:32 am, Fri 24 Mar
That fence is the Picasso of fences !" he too suffered terribly from being too far ahead of his time." you should keep it ,love it You will never realise its true brilliance until its gone.;)
sell4ukapiti (135 
) 9:09 am, Fri 24 MarA. Beauty is in they eye of the beholder. Currently my eye feels like it has a herpe 12:13 pm, Fri 24 Mar
Curiousity killed the cat LOL. How are the stones attached to the galv pipe (and yes I know the answer is probably going to be "very carefully"). Would it survive a windy site? I think it is great in its orginalityand I must also add love your humour ! refreshing
naturalstyle (83 ) 12:48 pm, Fri 24 MarA. Touchy subject about the cat - my lovely partner bought one home last weekend, I open a window and lost it. Had to walk around the neighbourhood at 9pm saying here puss puss in timing of with shaking a bag of food (whiskers maracas). All the while neighbours probably thinking 'there goes that weirdo from the fence house'. Not sure how it's stuck on, probably glued. Ps. cat was in the backyard whole time 2:21 pm, Fri 24 Mar
I wish I could 'like' your comments, you have a brilliant personality and I think you should sell tickets when you take it down (would make a great comedy show ;-). I personally hate the fence (can you even call it that), but someone will love it and I hope it makes you rich :-)
priceless11 (205 ) 3:25 pm, Fri 24 MarA. Did you mean- Sell pickets to the show..............I'll see myself self out. 3:29 pm, Fri 24 Mar
There is a lovely Jan who lives by the sand - in P'ram She adores your fence and she's allwite Could we move to her place? Have to be in the middle of nite Probably put her husband in a bit of a stew that's all wite.
mrsmother (46 ) 3:30 pm, Fri 24 MarA. Are you asking me if I will move to Jans house by the sand with you one night? We only just haven't meet and she has a husband! Tuesday? 3:36 pm, Fri 24 Mar
ok i'll fess up,this is an original offensive fence by my offensive fencing husband, plenty more where that came from !
sell4ukapiti (135 ) 5:34 pm, Fri 24 MarA. I can follow behind him posting Trademe auctions haha 8:19 am, Sat 25 Mar
I live down the road from you and and will happily come celebrate with power tools and help you get rid of the herpe fence
paul_ae86 (116 ) 6:18 pm, Fri 24 MarA. Greatness! I'll smoke some ribs and we can have some beer 7:42 pm, Fri 24 Mar
Yep its definitely out there as far as fences go....Ill keep an eye on this and see how high the bidding goes....it will look great as a part of my fish pond area...
shadowhawk (207 ) 7:16 pm, Fri 24 MarA. Great, Thanks. 7:41 pm, Fri 24 Mar
Dont tempt us with ribs and beer. My partner is american and i make delicious craft beer, it could turn an innocent fence removal into a raging hangover
paul_ae86 (116 ) 7:52 pm, Fri 24 MarA. Beers and Ribs. My partner makes an amazing tomato chutney. Not sure how that's relevant but if she sees this my chances of her making lolly cake next week increased7:58 pm, Fri 24 Mar
Seller comment: Hello, Txt me or email me 8:56 pm, Fri 24 Mar
A. Not on top but spun a tectonic one under it on Thursday night 8:16 am, Sat 25 Mar
No offence taken .think it's hilarious;)
sell4ukapiti (135 ) 8:14 am, Sat 25 MarA. No offence taken :) Or fence taken yet 8:17 am, Sat 25 Mar
Great fence! Can you let us know who buys it so we can all go and rubberneck outside their place? ??Cheers
sexy_specialk (11 ) 10:06 am, Sat 25 MarA. Good idea, this fence won't be keeping Mexicans out it will be creating a Mexican-wave of rubbernecks for the new owners 4:24 pm, Sat 25 Mar
Minister of De-fence. Looks like your budget forecast for the next fiscal beer year is increasing steadily. Perhaps appealing to the local Kapiti Pole Dancers Association might help spread your worthy policy?
kaoskottage (442 ) 2:47 pm, Sat 25 MarA. Haha brilliant! Does that mean the left overs go to the local stoners? 3:38 pm, Sat 25 Mar
Are you married and if not do you want to be? I'd sit on than fence just to wait for you if you kept that sense of humour.
matapouribamboo (481 ) 7:56 pm, Sat 25 MarA. Far from married, only just learnt the colours can't go with the whites. 9:38 am, Sun 26 Mar
Guess that's a no now. I can't even speel that ??.
matapouribamboo (481 ) 7:58 pm, Sat 25 MarA. *spell 9:40 am, Sun 26 Mar
It will be sad to see this listing go..im finding myself logging on every night just to read all the comments..soo funny...did i also mention this fence used to be my sisters .
rosemee2000 (164 ) 8:45 pm, Sat 25 MarA. You have 7 days of fencegasim left, bid for auto notifications 9:40 am, Sun 26 Mar
There are 7 unanswered questions on this auction
Posted on March 26th, 2017